French Beaches

This never happened to me, but my father had the misfortune of this event, and i had the misfortune of listening to his 'lovely' stories.

So Imagine this. you have just landed in Niece, France. the first thing you do (after checking into your hotel) is going to the topless beach. you are expecting to see yourself some tourist attractions. you look at several younger girls, and some slightly older ones, but still equally as good. as humans, our eyes not only trail to beauty, but also the beast. as you look over you see the most hideous thing on earth. this lone, 85 year old woman, following the attire of the others. and she is looking right at you. ouch.

Indoor pools

so heres the situation. im going to the pool with my friend, and because she is female, she was lucky enough not to see this. as i walk in the change room, i am followed by an obese, and i mean OBESE person. just my luck, he parkshimself at the locker next to mine. i get changed, and hurry out, not wanting to see the show unfolding... so i meet up with my friend, and we are discussing what slide to go to first when he walks out. i almost gag. this man, with his lovely flaps of skin all hanging out, is wearing a black speedo. yes you heard me, a SPEEDO. he didnt seem to mind me running, but i could not look at the horror any more. so, thats my story. rate and discuss.