Friday, 2 March 2012

French Beaches

This never happened to me, but my father had the misfortune of this event, and i had the misfortune of listening to his 'lovely' stories.

So Imagine this. you have just landed in Niece, France. the first thing you do (after checking into your hotel) is going to the topless beach. you are expecting to see yourself some tourist attractions. you look at several younger girls, and some slightly older ones, but still equally as good. as humans, our eyes not only trail to beauty, but also the beast. as you look over you see the most hideous thing on earth. this lone, 85 year old woman, following the attire of the others. and she is looking right at you. ouch.

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